The National Lottery
Why does anyone play the national lottery? Euro lottery? lottery bundles? Euro-raffle?
Granted when it first started, it was a bit of fun, but there are people who’ve ploughed hundreds, if not tens of thousands of their hard-earned cash into the vaguely remote chance that they ‘might’ win a couple of million.
“It could be yooouuuuu…” says the big finger in the sky, pointing at some unfortunate soul who just spent their last £3 on scratch-cards and a lucky-dip (or should that be ‘unlucky dip’?).
Get over it. It’s almost certainly not going to be you. All that giant finger in the sky is doing is raping you like a true-grit prison-guard promising a good word at the next parole hearing if you just behave yourself.
Fuck Camelot, you take an honourable name from history and turn it to shit. You robbing bastards, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Take your £2 or however much a lottery ticket costs nowadays and head to halfords to buy a mallet, you might be able to knock some sense into your gullible skull.
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