Things I don’t care about…
- Football: what a load of pointless twaddle. Playing it is fine, great, fun even, but who won what cup, when and who scored how many goals. Which footballer sleeps with prostitutes or just crashed his ridiculously expensive car… I just frankly don’t give a shit. My only football knowledge is that Uruguay won the first world cup, and I don’t even care about that.
- Boring people: Please leave me alone. I don’t care if you’re a chartered accountant or if you just ran a half-marathon. I’m not exactly Mr. Exciting, but I keep it to myself or blog about it for fun, I don’t tell strangers all about it whilst waiting for the train.
- Old school-mates. Yes, we were in school together, and by all means I’ll add you on facebook; but don’t bother posting on my wall, I don’t care about you at all and I’m not going to waste my time. Everyone I wanted to keep in touch with, I have.
- How many awards you have, how much you earn, how good you are at your job, or how many followers you have on twitter. Keep it for your headstone, because I don’t need to prop up your failing ego and will never say “oh how amazing”… I might say “oh how nice for you” whilst rolling my eyes and rolling a cig so I have a reason to walk outside… ie. away from you.
- What you think about me: Sometimes I’m a dick, sometimes I’m a really nice guy, if I don’t like you, you’ll probably think I’m a dick. I’m ok with that and I don’t care if you’re not.
That’s all for now :)
