BobBigMac

Stop Nagging Me!

I don’t want the ad-sponsored local free-paper shoved through my door 3 times a week.

I’m content with my mobile phone provider.

I don’t want to ‘upgrade to gold’… ever.

I’m happy with my current faith. (Agnostic if you must know)

I don’t want ‘rock-hard’ abs… a wee bit flabby is fine by me.

You can’t have my spare change (I usually don’t have any anyway, stop taking crack and get a job or start a business).

I don’t give to charity-muggers, even if they’re hot (though I did once (she was REALLY hot and it cost me over £800).

I’m fine with my choice of electricity/gas company.

I won’t vote for you. Partly because you interrupted my day, partly because politicans are all lying bastards.

I don’t want to install the latest updates.

I won’t buy your ebook if I can’t read your site because of these popups.

No thanks, don’t need viagra (yet).

My home insurance is good enough.

I am happy with my bank and I don’t need a loan (yet).

Extended warranties are for suckers.

I am the ONLY person ever to use my computer and it’s inside my locked house, I don’t want to enter my password 3000 times a day.

Hi hotgirlbot_362436_1984, nice to meet you… no I will NOT add you on Skype/Msn. Go [blo]ck yourself!

I don’t care if a script is taking long to run than expected, you are my web browser, deal with it yourself.

If I wanted fries with that… I’d have asked for fries. Wouldn’t I?!?

No… I come in here every other day for 7 years and I NEVER want cake/pastry with my coffee. Stop asking. (Mainly because £2.90 for a croissant is robbery).

I will not follow you on twitter/facebook/tumblr if you ASK me to. Especially if you DM me (instablock) and don’t know me.

I do NOT want to restart my computer. Preferably ever. Especially NOW!

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